For those of you out there who love dolls--you know who you are---I have a doll from the Ashton Drake Galleries.  I can only assume they sold these dolls because they were tired of the little boys causing mayhem in their studio.  This is the first issue in their "Caught in the Act" collection of small children causing trouble.  I might also add that dog puppies are so much smarter than human puppies.  We learn to point our paw at someone else very early on.  It takes the human puppies awhile to learn to do this.  This is why I think all humans should own a cat in addition to a dog.  Not that you really need a cat around, but they are wonderful to blame things on that you have done that has not made the humans happy.  Anyway, this little porcelain doll named Stevie is cute.  Mommy says my brother Jeff had yellow hait like that when he was a baby.  Mommy also said he was good and didn't get into much trouble when he was little.  I suppose that is why there is no Jeff doll in the "Caught in the Act" collection.  Anyway, I only have one of these in my store.  It isn't wise to have too many dolls around that cause trouble.  I have to have time for my naps, and I can't be chasing little troublemakers around all day.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing a Doll from the Brat Collection)

For those of you out there who love dolls--you know who you are---I have a doll from the Ashton Drake Galleries.  I can only assume they sold these dolls because they were tired of the little boys causing mayhem in their studio.  This is the first issue in their "Caught in the Act" collection of small children causing trouble.  I might also add that dog puppies are so much smarter than human puppies.  We learn to point our paw at someone else very early on.  It takes the human puppies awhile to learn to do this.  This is why I think all humans should own a cat in addition to a dog.  Not that you really need a cat around, but they are wonderful to blame things on that you have done that has not made the humans happy.  Anyway, this little porcelain doll named Stevie is cute.  Mommy says my brother Jeff had yellow hait like that when he was a baby.  Mommy also said he was good and didn't get into much trouble when he was little.  I suppose that is why there is no Jeff doll in the "Caught in the Act" collection.  Anyway, I only have one of these in my store.  It isn't wise to have too many dolls around that cause trouble.  I have to have time for my naps, and I can't be chasing little troublemakers around all day.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing a Doll from the Brat Collection)

Finally, a couple of new itema have been listed in my store by my employee and brother, Jeff.  One of them may not officially be a toy, but it is a major entertainment find.  It is a dvd of Snow Dogs.  It is still in its package, and is one of the greatest movies of all time, and should have won an Oscar for best picture the year it was released.  DJ and Cody, who play the lead dog, Demon, have to be the most talented actors ever to grace the silver screen, and whenever I see this movie, it makes me want to move to Alaska--such a delightful place with so much delightrul snow.  My human Daddy fell in love with huskies after watching this movie and who could blame him?  He had exquisite taste, and that is how they got me.  It was my resemblance to the dogs who played Demon that caused me to end up living with my humans.  Thanks DJ and Cody, I got a good home because of your wise influence.  If you don't already have this movie in your movie library, now is your chance to own one.  In my opinion, this is a movie that I could watch everday and never get tired ot viewing. 

Demon Flash Bandit (Reviewing the Movie Snow Dogs)

Hello.  As you can see, there are no new toys listed, but it is not because I haven't been barking at my brother to get some listed.  Since he is a human employee, he is hard to motivate to work.  If I had to pay him any money, I would fire him, but it seems that it is hard to find humans who are willing to work without pay.  I guess I'll have to put up with him.  I will continue barking at him.  Hopefully, he will be motivated to list some new toys soon.  Come back and visit often!

Demon Flash Bandit (Having to Deal With Human)

I hope everyone is having a nice Saturday.  The weather here in Michigan is warm and sunny with a 100% chance that this dog would like for it to snow.  What else would a Siberian husky want with the weather?  I doubt that I will get my wish, but the months march on and eventually, a dog will see snow again.  However, until then, I can occupy myself with my toys.  I have this wonderful squeaky octopus and he has squeakies in each arm, and a big odd sounding sqeaky in his body.  That is the ultimate in toy enjoyment.  Today I will discuss the Transformer crossover toy which, if you ask my opinion, is quite uninteresting.  Sure, it has Spiderman and Iron Man, but it isn't like they transform into dogs or anything interesting like that.  If the transformers were dogs who could disguise themselves as robots, they would get my endorsement.  Anyway, that is why I have it in my store.  I really don't care if it is here or not.  I am not interested in playing with it, and if you are buying a gift for your favorite dog, I would not recommend this toy.  However, some of the humans find them interesting.  As any dog can tell you, humans are easily entertained

My brother has been busy doing auctions on ebay so I have not had many updates to my toy pages.  I have decided to write today about the best toys that you can buy--squeaky toys.  The humans have such lousy taste in toys.  Not one toy that is listed in my store squeaks, and yet the squeak is the best part of the toy!  I have often removed the squeaky thing from the toy so that I can carry it around in my mouth and make beautiful music with it.  Other dogs have told me that I should be in the entertainment industry judging from my advanced ability to play squeaky music.   Perhaps I should give a concert.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Squeaky Toys) 

Hello again from your favorite store owner, Demon Flash Bandit.  Today I am going to add a blog about Jack O'Neil from Star Gate.  This action figure is wearing kind of a military uniform and Star Gate sounds a lot like Star Trek so I think he should fit nicely with Star Trek characters.  Perhaps he could meet Capt. Kirk when Kirk is on one of his missions, and Kirk can kick his butt.  Perhaps he could meet Capt. Janeway, and be one of her love interests.  Another possiblility is that he could be closer to our present time period by meeting with the crew from Capt. Archer's Enterprise.  I can see Porthos peeing on Jack O'Neil.  Okay, this dog has to think that would be the best scenerio for this action figure.  I think being peed on by Porthos would be one of life's greatest honors.  I wonder.....do they make an Admiral Porthos action figure.  For those of you of the human persuasion who might ask, when was Porthos made an Admiral?  I'm not sure when, but if anyone on Star Trek deserved to be an Admiral, it was Capt. Porthos.  He was actually the Captian of the Enterprise instead of Archer, bit he wanted his human. Archer, feel good about himself so he let him call himself by that title.  I have to go now and see if they made a Porthos action figure.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Star Gate and Star Trek)

Finally, just what everyone has been waiting for--a new toy added to the inventory of my store!!!!  Today's addition is a Transfomer item which is actually an item from Spiderman and an item from Ironman.  I think they fit together, but I'm not sure,  To be honest, the package is new and never opened largely because I didn't find this toy interesting.  They don't squeak, and they aren't really designed for a dog.  If I were reading this, and I were considering buying something fun, I would order some dingo bones, but many of the humans seem to like this sort of thing.  If you are one of them, the best thing about this item is that you are buying it from a dog, and not just any dog, Demon Flash Bandit to be specific.  Yes, Demon Flash Bandit, dog of many talents, blogger, and my most wonderful accomplishment--I outnapped a bunch of other dogs.  Yes, some dogs compete in agility or behavior, but this dog likes to compete in napping, and I am a champion.  The price does include shipping so what are you humans waiting for?  How are you living without this toy?  I know my brother Jeff has one, and he is 25 so get yours before they are gone or do yourself a favor and order some dingo bones instead.   Happy chewing!

Demon Flash Bandit (Transformers Crossover)

I can't believe the McDonalds buiding hasn't been purchased yet.  I know I would prefer a Burger King building, but since the building is too small to serve hamburgers, I suppose it is okay that it is a McDonalds building.  This is a golden opportunity for someone to own the golden arches.  This is such a perfect item for so many types of fun.  For those who are protesting McDonalds giving away toys in their happy meals, (by the way, this dog approves of the kiddy meals and the toys and thinks it is nice of them to include a toy), this building would be a perfect illustration for your protesting activities.  You could strategically place all your protestors while making sure that they won't be run down by hungry people who do not want protestors blocking drive thru--or some angry corporate McDonalds employees who didn't happen to "see you" standing there. 

For those who have worked at McDonalds, it can be a pleasant memory-probably that you no longer work there.  On the other paw, it can be something you enjoy taking your frustrations out on......get a tiny manager and yell at him everyday or make him clean the parking lot.   You would be surprised how good that can make a former employee feel. 

Some of you just might want to get a same size Burger King and Wendys so you can have your own :"Burger Wars".  As you can see, there are so many possibilities for this item that this dog can't believe it is still in my store.  I have to mush on into the kitchen...all this talk of burgers has made me hungry.  Have a Mchappy McDay!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Prefers Burger King)

Today's post is about another toy in my store.  This is another exclusive action figure only sold at Walmart from the Spiderman 3 movie.  It was made by Toy Biz, and it is the Venom action fugure.  Venom is something I would expect a snake to be named, but if you happen to meet with Venom, I would suggest not annoying him with smart aleck comments about his name.  He doesn't seem like a friendly guy to me.  However, when you have your action figures together, not everyone can be nice--some of them have to be jerks because otherwise playing with them would be boring.    Anyway, this toy can be purchased from me, Demon Flash Bandit.  Thanks for reading my blog, and visit my other blog at http://www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com
Have a good day!

Demon Flash Bandit (Writing About Venom)