Hello.  As you can see, there are no new toys listed, but it is not because I haven't been barking at my brother to get some listed.  Since he is a human employee, he is hard to motivate to work.  If I had to pay him any money, I would fire him, but it seems that it is hard to find humans who are willing to work without pay.  I guess I'll have to put up with him.  I will continue barking at him.  Hopefully, he will be motivated to list some new toys soon.  Come back and visit often!

Demon Flash Bandit (Having to Deal With Human)

I hope everyone is having a nice Saturday.  The weather here in Michigan is warm and sunny with a 100% chance that this dog would like for it to snow.  What else would a Siberian husky want with the weather?  I doubt that I will get my wish, but the months march on and eventually, a dog will see snow again.  However, until then, I can occupy myself with my toys.  I have this wonderful squeaky octopus and he has squeakies in each arm, and a big odd sounding sqeaky in his body.  That is the ultimate in toy enjoyment.  Today I will discuss the Transformer crossover toy which, if you ask my opinion, is quite uninteresting.  Sure, it has Spiderman and Iron Man, but it isn't like they transform into dogs or anything interesting like that.  If the transformers were dogs who could disguise themselves as robots, they would get my endorsement.  Anyway, that is why I have it in my store.  I really don't care if it is here or not.  I am not interested in playing with it, and if you are buying a gift for your favorite dog, I would not recommend this toy.  However, some of the humans find them interesting.  As any dog can tell you, humans are easily entertained

My brother has been busy doing auctions on ebay so I have not had many updates to my toy pages.  I have decided to write today about the best toys that you can buy--squeaky toys.  The humans have such lousy taste in toys.  Not one toy that is listed in my store squeaks, and yet the squeak is the best part of the toy!  I have often removed the squeaky thing from the toy so that I can carry it around in my mouth and make beautiful music with it.  Other dogs have told me that I should be in the entertainment industry judging from my advanced ability to play squeaky music.   Perhaps I should give a concert.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Squeaky Toys) 

Hello again from your favorite store owner, Demon Flash Bandit.  Today I am going to add a blog about Jack O'Neil from Star Gate.  This action figure is wearing kind of a military uniform and Star Gate sounds a lot like Star Trek so I think he should fit nicely with Star Trek characters.  Perhaps he could meet Capt. Kirk when Kirk is on one of his missions, and Kirk can kick his butt.  Perhaps he could meet Capt. Janeway, and be one of her love interests.  Another possiblility is that he could be closer to our present time period by meeting with the crew from Capt. Archer's Enterprise.  I can see Porthos peeing on Jack O'Neil.  Okay, this dog has to think that would be the best scenerio for this action figure.  I think being peed on by Porthos would be one of life's greatest honors.  I wonder.....do they make an Admiral Porthos action figure.  For those of you of the human persuasion who might ask, when was Porthos made an Admiral?  I'm not sure when, but if anyone on Star Trek deserved to be an Admiral, it was Capt. Porthos.  He was actually the Captian of the Enterprise instead of Archer, bit he wanted his human. Archer, feel good about himself so he let him call himself by that title.  I have to go now and see if they made a Porthos action figure.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Star Gate and Star Trek)

Finally, just what everyone has been waiting for--a new toy added to the inventory of my store!!!!  Today's addition is a Transfomer item which is actually an item from Spiderman and an item from Ironman.  I think they fit together, but I'm not sure,  To be honest, the package is new and never opened largely because I didn't find this toy interesting.  They don't squeak, and they aren't really designed for a dog.  If I were reading this, and I were considering buying something fun, I would order some dingo bones, but many of the humans seem to like this sort of thing.  If you are one of them, the best thing about this item is that you are buying it from a dog, and not just any dog, Demon Flash Bandit to be specific.  Yes, Demon Flash Bandit, dog of many talents, blogger, and my most wonderful accomplishment--I outnapped a bunch of other dogs.  Yes, some dogs compete in agility or behavior, but this dog likes to compete in napping, and I am a champion.  The price does include shipping so what are you humans waiting for?  How are you living without this toy?  I know my brother Jeff has one, and he is 25 so get yours before they are gone or do yourself a favor and order some dingo bones instead.   Happy chewing!

Demon Flash Bandit (Transformers Crossover)