My brother has been busy doing auctions on ebay so I have not had many updates to my toy pages.  I have decided to write today about the best toys that you can buy--squeaky toys.  The humans have such lousy taste in toys.  Not one toy that is listed in my store squeaks, and yet the squeak is the best part of the toy!  I have often removed the squeaky thing from the toy so that I can carry it around in my mouth and make beautiful music with it.  Other dogs have told me that I should be in the entertainment industry judging from my advanced ability to play squeaky music.   Perhaps I should give a concert.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Squeaky Toys)